Erin. friends. family. summertime. my boyfriend. love. reality.
"you can’t copy my homework because our teacher will know that you copied it from me"
if magic isn’t real then how do you explain
It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate
no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand
|16 year old child:||mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan|
|Straight parents:||you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.|
|Baby boy:||*stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*|
|Straight parents:||oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!|